The great language
(Alternate: Grammar, capital letters and punctuation)
I’ve been think about this for a while now, but everywhere around me I see it happening. And I don’t know why but it’s like an obsession to me.
It’s like people seem to be getting dumber and dumber by the minute. All of them acting like retards. Especially in the online world. We have all the things we need to express ourselves.
Well, while I was working (read: drinking and leveling my Dragoon) I noticed some of my colleagues saying L.O.L. while watching some porno movie from YouTube.
Tommy: What the hell. This isn’t some game you know. Stop that.
Colleague: Stop what?
Tommy: Your raping of the English language.
Tommy: Who the hell says L.O.L.
Colleague: What is your problem, what do you care?
To be honest, it irritates the hell out of me. When I’m on MSN talking to some people the strangest things come by on the screen. It’s like people forgot the meaning of grammar, capital letters and punctuation. It’s L.O.L. this and B.R.B. that.
It just sounds like some people are trying to perform a way of communicating that resembles more of the way monkey’s throw poo to each other, then communicate the way normal people do.
The internet was supposed to set the opinions of people free, but it’s like the only thing that is important is doing everything as fast as possible. And of course porn.
Tommy: It’s a shame people like you are still aloud to live.
Tommy: You are a decent Quaker and a help in healing our party, but we’ll have to let you go.
Colleague: What the hell. You can’t fire me you bastard. L.O.L.
Colleague: B.R.B. I’m gonna take a piss.
There it is again. It’s not legal to rape a girl in the street who is walking al alone in a tight skirt, then why do you think it’s legal to rape our language?
When the bastard got back he came back angry.
Colleague: Damn bastard! I got fired.
Tommy: Oh well good by then.
It probably was because of all the porn the boss found on his PC. He must have fired him after he copied it all. Oh well, things happen.
Job application:
Wanted: Graphics Designer
Special skills:
- Healing in party for Final Fantasy XII
- Rail expert in Quake 3 Arena
I know that I as well participate in the raping of this language. But that’s not the point. It’s about how you all suck and not me. Though I have to admit, I’m pretty awesome.
I’ve been think about this for a while now, but everywhere around me I see it happening. And I don’t know why but it’s like an obsession to me.
It’s like people seem to be getting dumber and dumber by the minute. All of them acting like retards. Especially in the online world. We have all the things we need to express ourselves.
Well, while I was working (read: drinking and leveling my Dragoon) I noticed some of my colleagues saying L.O.L. while watching some porno movie from YouTube.
Tommy: What the hell. This isn’t some game you know. Stop that.
Colleague: Stop what?
Tommy: Your raping of the English language.
Tommy: Who the hell says L.O.L.
Colleague: What is your problem, what do you care?
To be honest, it irritates the hell out of me. When I’m on MSN talking to some people the strangest things come by on the screen. It’s like people forgot the meaning of grammar, capital letters and punctuation. It’s L.O.L. this and B.R.B. that.
It just sounds like some people are trying to perform a way of communicating that resembles more of the way monkey’s throw poo to each other, then communicate the way normal people do.
The internet was supposed to set the opinions of people free, but it’s like the only thing that is important is doing everything as fast as possible. And of course porn.
Tommy: It’s a shame people like you are still aloud to live.
Tommy: You are a decent Quaker and a help in healing our party, but we’ll have to let you go.
Colleague: What the hell. You can’t fire me you bastard. L.O.L.
Colleague: B.R.B. I’m gonna take a piss.
There it is again. It’s not legal to rape a girl in the street who is walking al alone in a tight skirt, then why do you think it’s legal to rape our language?
When the bastard got back he came back angry.
Colleague: Damn bastard! I got fired.
Tommy: Oh well good by then.
It probably was because of all the porn the boss found on his PC. He must have fired him after he copied it all. Oh well, things happen.
Job application:
Wanted: Graphics Designer
Special skills:
- Healing in party for Final Fantasy XII
- Rail expert in Quake 3 Arena
I know that I as well participate in the raping of this language. But that’s not the point. It’s about how you all suck and not me. Though I have to admit, I’m pretty awesome.
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