Why always money
(Alternate: People who are stupid enough to think I will give them money.)
Why do clients always think they can get money from us?
I mean, you should do a hell of work before I will give you any.
It was a late night because we where celebrating Sinterklaas. So that meant a shit load of presents for me en twice as much beer.
So to make sure I didn't have an headache I was drinking at work from my secret Whiskey bottle in my desk.
*ring ring*
Oh joy the first caller of the day. He prob wants some money.
Tommy: Good morning *hick* What can do today for you I?
Customer: YOU SHOULD HANDLE YOUR CUSTOMERS BETTER I'VE...
Tommy: Sorry sir but could you turn the volume down on you phone?
Tommy: I have a big headache and I'm trying to drink it away.
Customer: What?!
Tommy: Never mind... What is your problem?
Customer: I have been on the phone for hours and everyone I talked to seems to be an idiot.
Customer: I want my money back, and I want it NOW!
I knew it. Always money. Damn greedy bastards.
Tommy: Why do you think we can give you money sir?
Customer: Well we didn't have internet for 2 days and because of that I won't pay for this month.
Tommy: So you want your money back, while you didn't pay for the last bill?
Tommy: And that only because you where without internet for 2 days?
Remind myself to close his account to make it even.
Customer: Yeah, I contacted my lawyer and he said I was right.
Tommy: You sure? Didn't he say you where being retarded?
Customer: You CAN'T talk to me like that!
Tommy: Like what sir?
Customer: You just called me retarded!
Tommy: No sir. I just stated that your lawyer could have said that.
Tommy: I mean I know why he would have.
Customer: You can't treat me like that! I want my money BACK! NOW!!!
Tommy: Didn't I just ask you to turn the volume down?
Tommy: Anyway, I will arrange for you to get you money back sir.
Oh yeah, I need to give this guy his life back. Not money.
Tommy: Sir, never mind what I just said. You keep the money for the month you didn't pay for and I will make everything right.
Tommy: Good day sir.
Customer: Tank you, good day.
Then now, what should I do.
What I should do is give this man a % of the month for the 2 days he wasn't online.
Well I'll do it, but replace "%" with "ban for the rest" and replace "days he wasn't online" with "minutes he was bothering me."
Thats will prob help.
The good thing her is, now he has a reason to get an entire month of pay back.
I'm such a good guy.
Why do clients always think they can get money from us?
I mean, you should do a hell of work before I will give you any.
It was a late night because we where celebrating Sinterklaas. So that meant a shit load of presents for me en twice as much beer.
So to make sure I didn't have an headache I was drinking at work from my secret Whiskey bottle in my desk.
*ring ring*
Oh joy the first caller of the day. He prob wants some money.
Tommy: Good morning *hick* What can do today for you I?
Customer: YOU SHOULD HANDLE YOUR CUSTOMERS BETTER I'VE...
Tommy: Sorry sir but could you turn the volume down on you phone?
Tommy: I have a big headache and I'm trying to drink it away.
Customer: What?!
Tommy: Never mind... What is your problem?
Customer: I have been on the phone for hours and everyone I talked to seems to be an idiot.
Customer: I want my money back, and I want it NOW!
I knew it. Always money. Damn greedy bastards.
Tommy: Why do you think we can give you money sir?
Customer: Well we didn't have internet for 2 days and because of that I won't pay for this month.
Tommy: So you want your money back, while you didn't pay for the last bill?
Tommy: And that only because you where without internet for 2 days?
Remind myself to close his account to make it even.
Customer: Yeah, I contacted my lawyer and he said I was right.
Tommy: You sure? Didn't he say you where being retarded?
Customer: You CAN'T talk to me like that!
Tommy: Like what sir?
Customer: You just called me retarded!
Tommy: No sir. I just stated that your lawyer could have said that.
Tommy: I mean I know why he would have.
Customer: You can't treat me like that! I want my money BACK! NOW!!!
Tommy: Didn't I just ask you to turn the volume down?
Tommy: Anyway, I will arrange for you to get you money back sir.
Oh yeah, I need to give this guy his life back. Not money.
Tommy: Sir, never mind what I just said. You keep the money for the month you didn't pay for and I will make everything right.
Tommy: Good day sir.
Customer: Tank you, good day.
Then now, what should I do.
What I should do is give this man a % of the month for the 2 days he wasn't online.
Well I'll do it, but replace "%" with "ban for the rest" and replace "days he wasn't online" with "minutes he was bothering me."
Thats will prob help.
The good thing her is, now he has a reason to get an entire month of pay back.
I'm such a good guy.
posted by Tommy at
12:32
4 Comments:
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